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January 2020

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The Time I played Golf with Donald Trump

The first thing he said to me, which stuck out and remains burned into my mind, was about Jared Kushner. “He’s so Jewish. He’s just the best Jew. The greatest Jew ever. We have him recircumcised ever day at 7 AM in the rose garden. It’s lovely. We graft another Read more…

By vonguard, 1 year10 months ago
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Why Black Desert Online Was Designed by Rabid Wolverines

Black Desert Online was clearly designed by people who have a complete and utter focus on one thing, and not the other. That one thing is: All the MMO Mechanics. That other thing is: WHATEVER THE FUCK HUMAN BEINGS WANT. It’s a tough choice. I get it. MMOs have fleshed Read more…

By vonguard, 1 year10 months ago
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