Rants
An Incredibly Long History of this Utterly Stupid Oracle Versus Google Lawsuit
Sadly, and by no choice of my own, I am the 1 person on Earth who is most familiar with and has followed this Oracle/Google Java API thing since its absolute inception. And I mean, like, YEARS before the suit was filed. When I worked at the SD Times, I Read more…
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Why Freedom Loving Libertarian Dipshits Would Love Oakland if they weren’t all Racists
You see, when these people scream incessantly about “Muh Freedoms!” they honestly have no fucking clue what they are talking about. I think we all know that. If they did understand their rights and where they are infringed, daily, they’d be up in arms about parking tickets, street sweeping days, Read more…
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Battlefield V is terrific and if you don’t like it you’re a whiny little bitch
I have been playing the Battlefield series since the very first one. I can’t even remember, off hand, whether that was Battlefield 1942 or Battlefield 1943, it’s been so damn long. The original was fun, but I remember it very distinctly being exactly the same game it’s always been: ineffective Read more…
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The Time I played Golf with Donald Trump
The first thing he said to me, which stuck out and remains burned into my mind, was about Jared Kushner. “He’s so Jewish. He’s just the best Jew. The greatest Jew ever. We have him recircumcised ever day at 7 AM in the rose garden. It’s lovely. We graft another Read more…
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Why Black Desert Online Was Designed by Rabid Wolverines
Black Desert Online was clearly designed by people who have a complete and utter focus on one thing, and not the other. That one thing is: All the MMO Mechanics. That other thing is: WHATEVER THE FUCK HUMAN BEINGS WANT. It’s a tough choice. I get it. MMOs have fleshed Read more…
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OMG, I hate Fucksticks Who Abuse My Good Nature
OK, so you’re reading this blog and thinking: “What an asshole!” And you’d be right! I’m a giant puckered asshole spewing bile, poop, and filth around the globe all day. I mean, not really, but kinda really. I mean, if you encounter me online, I’m a big old dickhead, generally. Read more…
Advice
Why being an Internet Journalist Sucks Dicks
I’ve been working for a large enterprise software organization for over a year now, and let me tell you, I fucking love it. I’ve spent the past 20 years working full time as a journalist, and getting this corporate job has been extremely eye opening. It’s like night and day. Read more…
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Trump’s Fundraising Campaigns Are Disgraceful
The thing about rich guys running for president is that they typically say they’ll do it with their own money. It just wouldn’t be prudent to take money from the average Joe Schmoe, particularly when those rich guys running for president are doing so under the auspices of being the Read more…
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In Defense of Internet Scum
It has occurred to me, mostly brought to my attention by my buddy Don, that whenever I have been ranting on the subject of whatever and whatnot, as I do sometimes, I’ve been giving the content to Facebook. That’s kinda shitty. I mean, they own my ill-thought-out, wildly inaccurate and Read more…