Rants
We’ve Lost So Many…
Last year was tough. Beverley and Eric, and so many others. 2020 sucked.
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An Incredibly Long History of this Utterly Stupid Oracle Versus Google Lawsuit
Sadly, and by no choice of my own, I am the 1 person on Earth who is most familiar with and has followed this Oracle/Google Java API thing since its absolute inception. And I mean, like, YEARS before the suit...
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Why Freedom Loving Libertarian Dipshits Would Love Oakland if they weren’t all Racists
You see, when these people scream incessantly about “Muh Freedoms!” they honestly have no fucking clue what they are talking about. I think we all know that. If they did understand their rights and where they are infringed, daily, they’d...
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Amsterdam, the Wamster Blam
As I used to write trip reports about my excursions around the world on Facebook, I figured I should resume them here. They were popular there, but I hate the idea of them owning my content, so here comes a Read more…
Movies
The top 20 worst movies ever made
I will update this with details when I feel like it. For now, here’s the list. List of th greatest shitty movies of all time: 1: Anything by Neil Breen2: Anything by James Nguyen3: The Room4: Master of Disguise5: Saturn Read more…
Movies
Utterly Insane Movies We’ve Watched, and which you Probably Should not, but maybe you should
The Howling 3 This full movie is on YouTube! Watch it! OK, this is the only Howling movie worth watching. The rest of this series is basically dog shit. Like, literally. LOL, werewolves. I am not going to explain any Read more…
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My Cat Staged a Behind-Enemy-Lines Hostage Taking
This all begins with my cat being a mouser. He’s great at that. Brings them in all the time, and we always toss him and the mouse back outside, and that’s that. He doesn’t bring them back in. He just Read more…
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Why David and Peter Paul Are Fucking Awesome
Steroids are a helluva drug. The Paul brothers are fucking amazing. I said that. Twice now. But it really is true. These two guys are absolute meatheads, but you know what? David Paul and Peter Paul are amazingly talented, and Read more…
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5G Enables the Real Peer to Peer Revolution
Shawn Fanning and Sean Parker got it right. Bran Cohen got it right. BitCoin got it right. The future is peer-to-peer. I asked my friend, a full-time telecom analyst, “What do people do with 5G?” His response? “They run a Read more…
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Have Fun Being a Reviewer of Stuff
Want stuff? Become a cheap-ass journalist! This is a very short and very unethical guide to becoming a gadget blogger. First, start a blog. Get your own DNS, dress it up to look pretty. Second, write a buncha blogs about Read more…