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Why My Latest Dwarf Fortress Ended with a Cheese Maker Hitting Kids in the Mayor’s House

I started a Dwarf Fortress last week.Despite playing for 15 years now, I’ve never been able to survive the second invasion. I suck at prepping my military and especially training. But there were… reasons this time. Still, this is why Read more…

By vonguard, 2 years2 years ago
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Why Hacker News is Now a Steaming Pile of Shit Heads

In times past, Hacker News was a great place to discuss software, the software industry, and startup culture. You could get great links to great tools and libraries and frameworks. Developers would post their things there and people would look Read more…

By vonguard, 2 years2 years ago
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The One Thing Most Religions Agree On

Let’s start about 36,000 years ago, with the Venus of Hohle Fels. There’s other stuff from earlier times, and even dimples in rocks claimed to be as old as 700,000 years in India. But I like to start in Germany, Read more…

By vonguard, 2 years2 years ago
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Battlefield V is terrific and if you don’t like it you’re a whiny little bitch

I have been playing the Battlefield series since the very first one. I can’t even remember, off hand, whether that was Battlefield 1942 or Battlefield 1943, it’s been so damn long. The original was fun, but I remember it very Read more…

By vonguard, 2 years1 year ago
Advice

Horrible Tips to Help You Become a Work From Home Blob Like Me

I have worked from home since 2005. 2001, if you count the warehouse/computer recycling center I lived and worked at, but that was totally different. The type of working from home I now speak of is the sort so many Read more…

By vonguard, 2 years2 years ago
Advice

TV Shows and Movies to Watch While You’re Stuck Inside

Just a list I’ll keep going of shows that are neato and worth watching. Movies too. NetFlix, for example, just added the ORIGINAL Wicker Man. A true classic. The Mighty Boosh Jeeves and Wooster The Jam Ideal Absolutely Fabulous Frisky Read more…

By vonguard, 2 years2 years ago
Advice

Arcade Games I Have Noticed

The Web is really starting to suck. I see gaps everywhere. We used to have lists of things of interest, relevant content, and regular people writing up interesting stuff. I guess that’s all in pictures on Instagram and on Facebook Read more…

By vonguard, 2 years2 years ago
Rants

The Time I played Golf with Donald Trump

The first thing he said to me, which stuck out and remains burned into my mind, was about Jared Kushner. “He’s so Jewish. He’s just the best Jew. The greatest Jew ever. We have him recircumcised ever day at 7 Read more…

By vonguard, 2 years2 years ago
Rants

Why Black Desert Online Was Designed by Rabid Wolverines

Black Desert Online was clearly designed by people who have a complete and utter focus on one thing, and not the other. That one thing is: All the MMO Mechanics. That other thing is: WHATEVER THE FUCK HUMAN BEINGS WANT. Read more…

By vonguard, 2 years2 years ago
Rants

OMG, I hate Fucksticks Who Abuse My Good Nature

OK, so you’re reading this blog and thinking: “What an asshole!” And you’d be right! I’m a giant puckered asshole spewing bile, poop, and filth around the globe all day. I mean, not really, but kinda really. I mean, if Read more…

By vonguard, 3 years2 years ago

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