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Utterly Insane Movies We’ve Watched, and which you Probably Should not, but maybe you should

The Howling 3 This full movie is on YouTube! Watch it! OK, this is the only Howling movie worth watching. The rest of this series is basically dog shit. Like, literally. LOL, werewolves. I am not going to explain any further, but the Howling 3 is… not werewolves. It’s also Read more…

By vonguard, 5 months5 months ago
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5G Enables the Real Peer to Peer Revolution

Shawn Fanning and Sean Parker got it right. Bran Cohen got it right. BitCoin got it right. The future is peer-to-peer. I asked my friend, a full-time telecom analyst, “What do people do with 5G?” His response? “They run a lot of speed tests.” The truth is, the applications that Read more…

By vonguard, 2 years2 years ago
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Have Fun Being a Reviewer of Stuff

Want stuff? Become a cheap-ass journalist! This is a very short and very unethical guide to becoming a gadget blogger. First, start a blog. Get your own DNS, dress it up to look pretty. Second, write a buncha blogs about a buncha things. Write about your Nintendo Switch, review your Read more…

By vonguard, 2 years2 years ago
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Why Freedom Loving Libertarian Dipshits Would Love Oakland if they weren’t all Racists

You see, when these people scream incessantly about “Muh Freedoms!” they honestly have no fucking clue what they are talking about. I think we all know that. If they did understand their rights and where they are infringed, daily, they’d be up in arms about parking tickets, street sweeping days, Read more…

By vonguard, 3 years2 years ago
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Why Hacker News is Now a Steaming Pile of Shit Heads

In times past, Hacker News was a great place to discuss software, the software industry, and startup culture. You could get great links to great tools and libraries and frameworks. Developers would post their things there and people would look at them. CEOs of startups would ask for advice, famous Read more…

By vonguard, 3 years3 years ago
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The One Thing Most Religions Agree On

Let’s start about 36,000 years ago, with the Venus of Hohle Fels. There’s other stuff from earlier times, and even dimples in rocks claimed to be as old as 700,000 years in India. But I like to start in Germany, because Europe’s where this Venus is from, and she’s undisputed Read more…

By vonguard, 3 years3 years ago
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Battlefield V is terrific and if you don’t like it you’re a whiny little bitch

I have been playing the Battlefield series since the very first one. I can’t even remember, off hand, whether that was Battlefield 1942 or Battlefield 1943, it’s been so damn long. The original was fun, but I remember it very distinctly being exactly the same game it’s always been: ineffective Read more…

By vonguard, 3 years2 years ago
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